I want to make you laugh today...
I love reading funny quotes...
Today, I was looking through my Scholastic Parent & Child magazine and I loved a couple of quotes they listed from some funny moms... I thought I would share them with you today...
Laughing makes everything better! Enjoy!
"I had to get back to work [after giving birth]. NBC had me under contract, the baby and I only have a verbal agreement."
- Tina Fey, actress and writer.
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself."
- Rosann Barr, comedian
"In politics, if you want anything said, as a man. If you want anything done, as a woman."
- Margaret Thatcher, politician
"Cleaning your house while your ids are still growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing."
- Phyllis Diller, comedian
image from Richard Heller Gallery
Laughing makes everything better! Enjoy!
"I had to get back to work [after giving birth]. NBC had me under contract, the baby and I only have a verbal agreement."
- Tina Fey, actress and writer.
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself."
- Rosann Barr, comedian
"In politics, if you want anything said, as a man. If you want anything done, as a woman."
- Margaret Thatcher, politician
"Cleaning your house while your ids are still growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing."
- Phyllis Diller, comedian
image from Richard Heller Gallery
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